It is a strange thing, but when you are dreading something, and would give anything to slow down time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up.

Wednesday Aug 8 @ 03:37pm




when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

Wednesday Aug 8 @ 03:34pm

A Puppy on We Heart It.


A Puppy on We Heart It.

Wednesday Aug 8 @ 03:03pm


i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

Monday Aug 8 @ 03:14pm

Monday Aug 8 @ 03:11pm



Watch it in video

interesting how the answers change as the men get younger

and they call OUR generation lost

Monday Aug 8 @ 03:08pm


how to hail a taxi

Monday Aug 8 @ 03:06pm


do well in school kids, because if you do you might become an astronaut and get to leave the god-forsaken shitscape of earth for good

Monday Aug 8 @ 03:03pm


i had a really good joke but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime

Sunday Aug 8 @ 03:40pm






this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

Sunday Aug 8 @ 03:37pm
100% true horoscope facts


aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

Sunday Aug 8 @ 03:34pm

via Laurie Halse Anderson


via Laurie Halse Anderson

Sunday Aug 8 @ 03:31pm


josh is the person i want to be…drake is the person i am

Sunday Aug 8 @ 03:29pm
Sunday Aug 8 @ 03:26pm




i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

Sunday Aug 8 @ 03:23pm

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